Chelsea Peretti, “Not a Smizer!”

Busy Philipps is Doing Her Best

Kismet Productions

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 140 minutes

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This week, Busy and Caissie are trying to balance the dark and the light. On the one hand, the world is dark and scary, on the other hand, they were sent Dunkings jogging suits. While taking photographs for a gig, Busy was asked to smize and learned she does not have that skill! Then, comedian writer and first time female director, Chelsea Peretti stops by to talk about her new movie, “First Time Female Director” available on Roku, March 8th! SPONSORS: http://Ritual.com/busy for 20% off your first month of plant-based Ritual Essential Daily Protein Shake. http://BollandBranch.com CODE: BUSY for 15% off your first order of super soft, luxurious 100% organic cotton sheets. Some exclusions apply. See site for details. http://DrinkLMNT.com/BEST for a free 8 flavor sample pack of LMNT electrolyte drink mix with any order http://Smalls.com/BEST promo code BEST or 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping on the protein packed, preservative free cat food of the 21st century! http://Zocdoc.com/DOINGHERBEST, sign up for FREE & book an appointment with a top rated doctor

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0:00.0	So they're like, would she mind taking another one? And also if she could
0:07.2	smise that would be great. And you guys know the term smice from America's next model.
0:16.0	Okay, and then what I proceeded to take
0:19.1	were some of the most unhinged photos in which I look actually insane like my eyes are so turns out I
0:28.2	actually do I would not have made it on America's Next Top model. I cannot smize to save my damn life. I look so
0:39.0	crazy.
0:42.0	I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing my best.
0:51.0	Good morning.
0:52.0	Good morning to you. How are you? I'm okay. I'm okay. It's been a fucking time.
0:57.0	What a time? It's been a time I'm I know I feel like I've delivered too much bad news to you via text lately I was upset about it. I'm not gonna lie
1:16.5	I know you were I mean I it's it's one of those things where I'm like would the person rather hear it from me I mean obviously we're talking about the death of Flaco, the
1:25.8	owl. The news broke Friday night I had done that Instagram live with Cure Thrift and done the pig pot raffle. We raised so much money for
1:37.6	abortion funds. Like honestly I think like I think it's like 12,000 dollars or that's amazing I know I can't I'm
1:50.2	waiting for the final number because like some people didn't end up buying the
1:54.1	you know what I like yeah like the people that were like I'll buy that shirt like
1:58.6	they had buyers or remorse yeah yeah it's okay I I get it guys. I get it. No shade, no shame, it happens. I mean, you guys, I accidentally bought like a really expensive donation to a charity once for like a house in Cabo that
2:18.1	then the pandemic happened and I never even got to use it. Oh man and I did pay for it. Oh you did pay well I did I did I did
2:28.0	I talked about accidentally ordering buying too many chairs at an auction?
2:32.8	Well, and I think we all know about my curtains.
2:35.9	Right.
2:36.9	So I understand.
2:39.1	I understand.
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