China Funeral Home has noodles so good that people are murdering to taste them | 2.27.25

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4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor.
0:05.0	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:09.0	Nobody does it better.
0:11.0	I ain't repeating myself.
0:12.0	Go ahead, tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare.
0:17.0	And I'm not a racist, and I'm always chilling.
0:20.0	Oh yeah
0:21.2	Yeah
0:21.4	God For! Good morning and welcome to episode 1657 of Hard Factor. It is Thursday, February 27th, 2025. Thank you for cheating on the news with us. 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
0:56.2	Patreon.com slash hard factor. If you need more hard factor today, Wes is kicking us off.
1:01.3	What do you got, Wes? I got a little segment called where there's a will, there's a way,
1:06.2	and it involves two stories of groups of people stooping to some impressive lows to get what their heart desires.
1:14.4	We've got a will.
1:15.6	Yeah.
1:16.0	It's true.
1:16.8	That's true.
1:17.6	And I mean, yeah, if you have the will to do it, you can stoop as low as you need to to get something done.
1:23.0	Look at pedophiles.
1:25.1	Yep.
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