Chinese Influencers Suddenly Mass Marry Dubai Princes & Attend United Nation Meetings

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Stephanie Soo

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

“I’m pregnant with the Prince of Dubai’s child and I will be moving out of China.” That is a sentence that has been uttered by at least 15 different Chinese influencers. They are always sitting next to the man, a small prince from Dubai, and explaining in Chinese to their viewers that because they’re moving they will be selling everything during a livestream. Royal perfume. Royal cooking ware. Royal toilet paper. All used by the Prince of Dubai. But how can every influencer be married to the Prince? Are there that many Princes? And how come every hot, young, rich influencer is suddenly taking meetings at the UN headquarters? This is the world of Chinese influencers - who have lost their minds. We’re living for it.

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0:00.0	Um, Gwere.
0:04.0	Um, Gwaggw.
0:05.0	I don't think that I have any kids, but if I did have any kids, but if I did have Um, guh guh.
0:21.6	I don't think that I have any kids, but if I did have kids, this is why I would be a great mom.
0:27.6	Let me just list one reason. I have about 5,000 reasons why I would not be a good mom, which is probably why I'm not going to have kids.
0:34.6	However, this is the one redeeming quality that I have to be a
0:38.5	payment. This is it. Sometimes it'll be like two in the morning, way past my bedtime. He will be
0:44.6	working. He'll be doing something. And I like to lay in bed and there is this one guilty pleasure
0:48.8	TikToker that I like to watch. There is something about their content that is so fascinating to me. I don't have children.
0:56.6	I don't remember the last time I went to a playground because I don't have children and that
1:01.1	feels a little creepy if I go to a playground. So I decided that this is the person that I'm going to be
1:06.2	so obsessed with. On TikTok, there is this person that opens every single video with a doll. The doll is the
1:13.2	size of, I want to say, could be nine years old, could be nine months old, I don't know kid ages.
1:19.8	It's about yay tall. It looks about maybe up to my chest tall. Okay? It's a doll. It's got hair.
1:26.8	It's got rosy little cheeks. This is not a real
1:28.9	human. This is a doll. And it opens with them at a playground. And it is reviewing the safety of
1:34.1	this specific playground. They will bring the doll up to the top of the slide and then just push it
1:38.4	down the slide and the doll would don't, don't, don't down all the way down. Or they'll push the doll down down down down the ladder and all the way down it's just
1:45.3	bong bon bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk in its head and it's it's like so comical because the bongs are really loud
1:51.5	and everyone there is very silent just listening to the bongs and then you open up the comment section
1:57.4	and everyone is very serious i will not be bringing my kid here this playground
2:02.3	will never be taking our services we will never be visiting ever again and i'm just like
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