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This episode of The Useless Hotline is sponsored by Student Roost, where student living isn't just about four walls and a bed, it's about finding your people.

That's right. Honestly, I had some wild times at university. Oh my gosh. Me too, George. Actually,

when I was in my second year house, my landlord at the time accused me of staining my mattress.

And I don't know if you remember this, but this was one of the first things that I...

I do remember this, yeah. This was one of the first things that I ever pulsed TikTok's about

because I knew that I didn't stay my mattress.

I had video evidence of the day that I moved in with the stains on

and she still battled me about it for four months, I think it took.

So I logged the whole process on TikTok and eventually I won.

So screw you, old landlord, by the way.

Oh, what about this?

My housemate was a big E driving fan, driving on the video games.

One day, noticed up in the top right of his room, damp all over the corner.

Oh, mouldy, mouldy wall.

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