Chopped Chump - 3.17.25

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🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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A special Chopped Chumps on this Saint Patrick's Day! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:07.0	It's incumbent on you to be prepared.
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0:33.2	You know, like the last four years.
0:35.7	The Democrats.
0:37.2	Come back, violent criminals. Come back. The Democrats, come back violent criminals.
0:39.3	Come back!
0:40.3	Meanwhile, on a thick cloud of confusion,
0:42.3	Joe Biden wondered why Trump would bomb Pete Towns and Roger Daltry and the Who in Yemen.
0:47.3	Hey, Holly, when Trump did not have the plane turn around,
0:52.3	I would say that Bozberg's decision ran into an iceberg.
0:57.0	Oh, poor friends, me Jesus, howie.
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1:04.0	And remember your leprechauns, you're nasty little creatures.
1:08.0	Keep a whole dear chilies with both hands if we be invited in a sweet type of the creature.
1:15.3	With Obama, we had the teleprompter in chief, and with Biden, we had the auto pen in chief.
1:23.7	For the people affected by the tornadoes and storms on Saturday, in the interest of equity,
1:30.0	FEMA will be providing support to people with Trump fan signs on their lawn and skipping those with Harris Walls once.
1:39.0	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
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