Chopped Chump - 3.19.25

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🗓️ 19 March 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:11.0	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code Howie 15 to get 15% off your next purchase. The Democrats don't care that Trump is bringing home astronauts and that he's bringing home hostages.
0:35.6	They care that he's not bringing home violent criminals.
0:40.2	Elon Musk revealed the real reason two astronauts were left in space for nine months. Joe Biden would
0:46.8	only approve of the mission if it used an electric rocket and if he were allowed to be the pilot.
0:54.1	Hey, Howie, if the Dems want to stop natural gas, maybe they should put a plug in, Jerry Nadler.
1:01.0	Republicans are red, Democrats are blue.
1:06.0	Now that we're back to two bathrooms, the Democrats don't know what to do.
1:11.5	So, Howie, Maine wants to put tampons in the boys' bathrooms.
1:15.9	Well, look at it this way.
1:17.2	They won't spend a lot of money.
1:18.7	They'll only have to fill it once forever, and it's done.
1:21.8	I'd be willing to bet.
1:23.7	Michael Procta feels like a balloon knot right now.
1:27.5	Hey, I was just wondering, is there a federal department of transportation?
1:33.4	Asking for a friend.
1:35.2	Hey, Howie, that balloon knot must be said to be tied.
1:41.1	That was your last chump line message.
1:43.8	Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
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