Chopped Chumps - 3.25.25

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🗓️ 25 March 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don't miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can't wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Hey, Ali, besides illegal aliens not being allowed to vote, I think they should ban all Democrats from voting.
0:35.0	Hey, Howie, they tried to reach out to Biden
0:37.5	and ask him what he would have done
0:39.0	when he was president.
0:40.1	His response was,
0:41.5	I was president?
0:42.8	Hey, Howie.
0:44.1	I think, uh,
0:45.3	the great Al Jolson said it best.
0:49.1	Hootoo Tootoo-Tootie, goodbye.
0:53.0	Uh-oh-Tootie you'll die.
0:56.0	The walls are closing in on Donald Trump with the super secret signal.
1:02.0	Uh, hoax.
1:05.0	Never mind.
1:06.0	The real reason for high egg prices is that Biden ordered all of America's hens to be culled
1:13.9	because he was afraid Reverend Jeremiah Wright had prophesied that America's chickens would come home to roost.
1:21.6	Trump, Tom Holman, and ice. That's nice.
1:26.6	Hey, Holly, the last time I saw a Democrat smile or offer up an apology was the last time.
1:36.5	That was your last chump line message.
1:39.2	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
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