Welcome to armchair expert. I'm Dax Shepard. This is Maximus Mouse, Monica Plaidman.

Thank you. You're not looking super Maximus right now because you just put a blanket over your

legs. Because you were chilly.

But I wasn't chilly. It's very, oh it's the most beautiful day in Los Angeles I could

ever imagine. Yeah not to make people mad at us who are in frigid cold right now.

I don't even care because you know why?

Because we've been experiencing a lot of actual horrible weather here. And... But the drought's over.

The drought is over.

Yes.

We're celebrating.

This is one of those things where I'm pretending like I'm happy that the drought is over.

I mean, look, I am in theory, but I hate the rains so much.

So yay, the drought's over, but I don't want more rain. I don't like it. Okay. I know you have seasonal mood disorder

Well, well, it's called sad. Oh, that's I know. Works on a lot of levels. I understand your position.

Thanks. But you know, the folks in Nebraska have been suffering floods.

But you know what? We're paying a really high price to live here. That's true. That's what I've been saying with all this rain. I'm like guys it's expensive to live here and the taxes are super high. You know you get what you pay for and this is not what I paid for. I have felt the same way. Yeah. Yeah. Who do we complain to about that?

Gavin, Gavin Newsom? Sure. How do you say his last name? Newsom.

Newsome. Yeah. Okay, there's no and deep in there noon some or anything.

No and actually if I'm I'm probably wrong but I actually think there's no

W in there I think it's an EU. I'm wrong I'm'm wrong. I don't know like news the son of a news man. This is an

intro we're doing. Yeah so let's get to a Chris there is a W oh there is okay

Chris Delia who is a hysterical stand-up who I have seen live a couple different times and

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