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You need to figure it out. My dog's going to die.

And I was like, okay.

All right. I was like, we can do this.

She was like, Jeff said, you're smart.

You just took the board.

You're smart.

I was like, yeah, but I did it on humans.

As a physical therapist, I was like, should I massage the turtle?

Maybe if we stretch out the hamstrings of the dog.

So I'm in the backyard.

This is a hundred percent true story.

Look at us, babe.

Welcome to Sunday night stand-ups with Chrissy or Sunday Night Chaos, whatever you want to call it.

We're here in the beautiful West Village.

It just rained, washed away the pigeon poop and the homeless poop, and then here's this truck that's going to drive right into me

and the last words will be Patreon.

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I think everyone should just go to the patreon.com slash history hyenas.

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