Chris is Doing MSG?!?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos ft. Don Dipetta

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Check out this latest episode of Chrissy Chaos featuring Chris Distefano, Sad Don, and special guests from Rawlings! Chris unboxes his custom Gold Glove live on the pod and drops TWO huge announcements—his Hulu special premiering February 21st and his Madison Square Garden show on 9/11/25! Plus, Don reflects on the entertainment industry, hilarious subway chaos, and why Chris eats like a maniac. Don't miss the laughs, the chaos, and maybe even a live meltdown—hit play now! 🎤🤣 #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #MSG2025 Support Our Sponsors Blue Chew https://bluechew.com Ship Station Go to https://shipstation.com and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE trial. Factor Get started at https://factormeals.com/chaos50off and use code chaos50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00 - Welcome to Chrissy Chaos! 00:16 - Introducing Don Dipetta 00:39 - Chris Unboxes His Custom Gold Glove 01:28 - Big Announcements: Hulu Special & MSG Show 02:15 - Why Chris Chose 9/11 for His MSG Show 03:00 - Don’s Self-Hate & Throwing Away Memorabilia 04:06 - Don’s Birthday Dinner & Life Crisis 06:32 - Saving Don: What’s Next for Him? 08:06 - Chris Calls Bobby Lee to Set the Record Straight 10:14 - NYC Subway Chaos & Homeless Encounters 14:04 - Wildest Homeless Insults Ever 19:05 - Don’s Streak of Subway Insanity 21:44 - Chris' Solution for NYC Crime 24:07 - Knicks Game Promo & The 9/11 Shirt Debacle 27:20 - Planning a Madison Square Garden Promo 28:44 - Chris' Gold Glove Awards & Bernie Williams 30:04 - The Bills Super Bowl Bet Gone Wrong 34:40 - Super Bowl Ticket Prices & NFL Lottery 39:11 - Chris’ Wild Eating Habits Exposed 45:22 - The Bread Zone: Chris’ Bakery Idea 50:05 - Why Chris Orders for the Whole Table 52:14 - Italian Restaurants Are Confused by Chris 55:08 - Chris is About to Explode 💩 UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?
0:07.4	Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.
0:13.8	Silly bookers?
0:14.8	Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.
0:17.1	Stop booking around and visit Onthebeach.com.
0:21.4	Conditions apply.
0:22.6	Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports from six people at all protected.
0:28.9	What's up everybody?
0:30.9	Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos.
0:32.7	Right away we're going to get right into it.
0:33.9	We got Don DePetta, aka Saddon, aka Donnie Eeyore.
0:41.1	And so we got from de petta a k a sad don a k dann a k donnie eor and so we got um from uh mike from rawlings john john from rawlings just want to give a quick shout out to matt altman
0:46.5	dick you doing love matt altman um it's my guy um mattie all and we'll just edit out the F word because, you know, it just messes with the...
0:57.2	Yeah, it just messes with the algorithm.
1:00.1	We'll just drop it up.
1:01.6	But anyway, I did a show where I hosted the Gold Glove Award, the MLB Gold Glove Awards.
1:09.3	I didn't host it.
1:09.9	I did comedy before it.
1:11.6	And they said that they were going to give me a custom glove,
1:15.5	and this is the glove.
1:16.7	We're going to open it up, live on the pod.
1:19.4	And this was built from scratch.
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