Chris Is Moving BACK to Staten Island?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow Chris has a mental breakdown contemplating a move back to Staten Island, questions if he's an alcoholic because he's had a sip of wine everyday for a month, tries to buy Producer John out of their Superbowl bet, and over the course of the episode you'll see Chrissy get hammered off of two glasses of wine. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Ad Breaks Prolon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by B-streamwise.
0:02.0	As we get underway, the stakes couldn't be higher.
0:05.0	Or he's left himself exposed.
0:07.0	There goes the attacker.
0:08.0	The defense is nowhere.
0:10.0	They're in on his laptop.
0:11.0	Criminal!
0:13.0	They've tucked that malware away beautifully.
0:16.0	And scored his house deposit and personal photos.
0:20.0	When you watch illegal streams, you risk letting criminals into your laptop or phone, making it easy to steal from you.
0:26.4	Illegal streams let criminals in. BeStreamwise.com.
0:30.1	What's up, everybody? Welcome to a holiday episode of Chrissy Chaos. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah,
0:35.6	happy Kwanza, happy early January 6th. We're bringing
0:38.4	all the holidays. We got a red wine. We got silver, what is it? Silver Oak, Red wine,
0:44.0	2019. We got Vito's drink at some, even though he said he's willing to have a gout flare up
0:49.4	in the name of holiday season. We have a good episode for you today.
0:54.8	It's just me solo.
0:56.8	I asked Sam Morrill.
0:58.0	I asked Mark Norman.
0:59.1	They said they couldn't make it, but have no fear.
1:01.7	The guests on Chrissy Chaos are going to get to another level because A, not only
1:06.3	have we hired a booking person, aka Jasmine, is going to start fucking DMing you pieces of shit
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