Chris Is Trying To Find CORN In Salt Lake City | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris recorded this podcast from a gym in Salt Lake City because his life is spiraling out of control and it's the best he could do. He drank too much coffee, talked about his desperate attempt to find the corn of the dark arts that is banned in mormon town SLC, fixated on his own hair and then just went off on tangents. Chrissy put the chaos back on big time for this one. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Uncommon Goods https://uncommongoods.com/chaos Tecovas https://tecovas.com/CHRISSY Morgan and Morgan https://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Green Chef Go to https://greenchef.com/chaos50 and use code chaos50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:28.6	Teas and seas apply. Hi, I'm Slushy.
0:44.9	What's up, everybody?
0:46.2	Welcome to another episode of Chrissy.
0:48.3	Cuckoo, Cucco, Cucco, Cacacacca Cacacca Cacacacca Cacacacca Cia.
0:51.4	Here sitting on a physio ball in the gym at the la meridian in salt lake city Utah we got the
0:58.3	Utah State Capitol in the background I don't know if you can see it but we got that we got
1:03.9	the Mormon temple which we took a walk past was under construction we were going to try to get
1:10.5	Post Malone to come on the show,
1:13.2	but couldn't get in touch with him because he lives in Salt Lake City. Do you think there's anyone
1:18.5	who's going out there calling themselves post Carl Malone, just post Malone and Blackface? That's who I
1:24.3	would be. I'm sitting on a physio ball. We're in the gym here.
1:28.3	We may get thrown out.
1:29.3	I don't know.
1:31.3	But today's episode is going to be about pushing through and perseverance.
1:35.3	I'm growing my hair out.
1:36.3	I'm pushing through.
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