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Back to the Barre

Christi's F-Bomb Extravaganza

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

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"This is one of the worst week's I filmed Dance Moms, behind the scenes," remembers Christi. Everyone's point of no return for the show was different, but for Christi it was during "Decisions Decisions" that Abby finally pushed her too far. It's a week so excruciating that it still weighs heavily on both Christi and Brooke, though it did gift us one of Christi's most iconic bits of profanity laden ranting.


Abby welcomes Kalani to the ALDC proper as a replacement for both of the Hylands, leaving Payton out for good despite having been an actual student of Abby's unlike Kalani and Payton placing second on the Pyramid! The only person who kept her from the top was Kelly, whose "mug shot" makes the Top of the Pyramid as behind the scenes the legal battle between Abby and Kelly is officially underway. To add to the drama, Abby insists the girls all wear white costumes for the group number this week that already own, but Kelly just so happens to have two of them and Abby leaves it up to the moms to get them back. When Christi pushes back it results in a a slew of F-bombs that Abby does not want to hear. But was there more to this outburst than meets the eye? According to Christi there is a lot the cameras didn't show this week, and a lot of it was pretty bad to warrant a call to her own attorney.


Meanwhile Cathy is back with the routine she pulled from competition two weeks prior, now more confident it's in tip top shape to beat the ALDC. It concerns Abby enough that she has a talking to with the judges to make sure they know their place. But will the behind the scenes drama at the ALDC keep the team from their 12th consecutive win?


Quotes

  • “I mean it's trauma bonding. Yeah! God, how many people in the world have trauma because of Dance Moms? Well for everyone else it's their comfort show!" (12:51-13:01 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “Yeah Kelly it's Bourbon Street, you don't touch things!” (20:40-20:43 | Christi)
  • “We got a big Pyramid this week. Then we have a surprise guest! Is it you? That would be me!" (23:13-23:22 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “Oh, how exciting we have marabou." (33:03-33:06 | Kelly)


Links

Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w 


Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre


Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510


Follow Christi on IG: www.instagram.com/christilukasiak


Follow Kelly on IG: www.instagram.com/kellylhyland



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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:04.3

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0:06.2

And before you know it, an extra hot date with my free chicken wrap.

0:10.3

Maybe it's a little takeaway treat.

0:11.7

The possibilities are endless.

0:13.3

But what the hoot-n heck is that?

0:14.5

A free whole chicken.

0:16.3

A top-tier Nando's reward, the ultimate act of love?

0:19.2

Stunning.

0:20.0

Then here we are again.

0:21.0

The pitter batter of free cheesy garlic pitter.

0:23.1

Sign up to Nando's rewards and fall in love with free food again and again.

0:29.3

T's and C supply.

0:32.4

Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance.

0:35.7

Baby, I just want to dance dance dance dance dance dance

0:38.8

can you feel it can you take it can you come and grace it all of this

0:45.1

electricity do it right now right now turn the volume up now give me your electricity

0:53.6

hello bitchettes welcome back to the bar it's bitch number one christie and Hello, bitch,ettes.

0:55.0

Welcome back to the bar.

0:56.2

It's bitch number one, Christy.

0:57.7

And bitch number two, Kelly.

0:59.3

Wait, what's happening here?

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