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The Penumbra Podcast

Christmas Special: Juno Steel and the Pilfered Present

The Penumbra Podcast

Harley Takagi Kaner and Kevin Vibert

Fiction, Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy, Science Fiction

4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2023

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

During a year of intense criminal training, the Aurinko Crime Family steals a strange trinket: a music box that, legend has it, holds the ability to grant a single wish. When jealousies rise, it becomes clear that one of these thieves will happily pick their family's pocket for a chance at their heart's truest desire... but who among them would do it, and what is their wish?

Welcome to the Penumbra, dear Traveler. We hope you enjoy your stay.

(Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description and at the end of the transcript.)

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On staff at the Penumbra:

Ginny D'Angelo -- Head of Merchandise and Outreach

Melissa DeJesus -- Script editing team

Harley Takagi Kaner -- Co-creator, Head of Episode Development, Director, Sound designer

Joelle Kross -- Transcriptionist

Noah Simes -- Production manager

Grahame Turner -- Script editing team

Kevin Vibert -- Co-creator, Head of Operations, Lead writer

Ryan Vibert -- Composer and performer of original music

Jeff Wright -- Graphic designer

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Trigger warnings:

- Sudden loud noises

- Deception

- Suspicion and betrayal

- Violence and threats of violence



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hmm Ruby, display the current time.

0:06.0

2,300 hours.

0:11.0

If all has gone well, then the other should be ready for the getaway any

0:14.8

minute now. Prepare your engine for escape Ruby.

0:17.6

You have a request for me? That's unusual. I want to go home to go home.

0:37.0

I want to go home.

0:41.0

Hmm.

0:47.0

Well, we will return to the carte blanche shortly. But we can't leave our family here.

0:49.0

They're counting on us to be the getaway.

0:51.0

Not now Ruby, that's Buddy and the others. Prepare for lift-off.

0:58.7

Get in the car, get in the car, get in the car!

1:00.7

I would if you get out of the goddamn way hacker.

1:05.0

Hey you can't talk to her like that.

1:06.5

You can't be how to talk when you're carrying the 50-pound lockbox.

1:13.0

I'll tell you how to talk now.

1:15.0

Escape now are you later in the Ruby 7, June.

1:18.0

Hey, watch it!

1:20.0

Roll in the car then. Lovely. Jet, I think you better take us out of here.

1:28.0

Right away, buddy. Ruby? Jet, darling, darling, do we have a plan for when those guards pursue us?

1:41.6

I haven't sure that will not happen.

1:43.6

Unless they plan on growing wings, they cannot follow us where we are going.

1:47.1

And I do not think they will grow wings because that is impossible.

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