Hello podcast fans. It is I, Bruce Valanche. For over 25 years, I worked on the Academy Awards,

so you didn't have to. In that time, I've seen and heard things that should not be seen,

or heard or certainly felt. And now, for the first time, I'm sharing all my behind-the-scenes stories and first-hand knowledge

about the Oscars, the blood, the sweat, the tears, the slap, all the things you didn't see.

So join me as I use humor and insight to break down the Oscar Awards of the past to explain how

and why your favorite movie didn't win,

why some actors and some directors had to fire their agents,

and how the whole process works or sometimes doesn't work.

This is the Oscars.

What were they thinking?

Available wherever you get podcasts. This podcast contains mature

content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity.

Listener discretion is advised. Don't let your kids listen to this. Start to listen to the Mark

for Death episode. Yeah.

It's fun, man.

It's really great.

I'm about 45 minutes in today because I had to finish this movie.

Yeah.

My sleep is fucked up, by the way.

Really?

I can imagine.

Have not adjusted in the slightest.

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