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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything. I am your host Ian Carmel.

Today we are drafting. It's it's almost a little hard to explain. Today we are drafting the best cities in America to spend a weekend in.

Not not to live in, not to raise your children and we're not we're not asking about school quality or property taxes or like how many green grocery stores there are in that area.

This is just to spend a weekend and to draft the best cities in America to spend a weekend and I have brought back everyone's favorite.

Everyone's favorite group from all fantasy everything so far. David Bore and Sean Jordan ladies and gentlemen.

Fresh off the success of the mall's podcast which if you haven't listened to go check out right now.

We're coming in hot and drafting not not only are you guys you're my friends you're very funny but you're also comedians who spend a lot of time on the road.

Oh yeah. So we've seen a lot of America we are qualified. I've seen the gross stuff. Yeah. That weird part of America where you're like nobody would vacation.

Yeah. Yeah. But I am vacation for two days. I was king. Yeah. If you put me up and give me free drinks for an hour and a half that night at the club. Yeah. I can make this a fun city.

It doesn't take much I've found. It don't know. It really doesn't take much. I just have to like after second show if I'm feeling good. Yeah. It's going to be a good night.

It's no matter where you are regardless. Yeah. It's just going to be fun because I did comedy. I got paid and then I'm like who from 10 feet tall man.

Exactly. Yeah. You've already caught a little buzz and you're like but you have that the show went well buzzed to. Yeah. There's nothing better than that.

It honestly feels like you glide out of the club. It's the way I feel sexy as I feel in my head all the time. Absolutely. Yeah.

Like I feel like man untouchable. Slicker than worms.

Oh man. It's like in fresher than wet paint. There's lots and lots. What is this downtown Milwaukee? It is downtown Milwaukee.

Yeah. It's downtown David town. Portland, Gabarigan.

Let me do shows up in my home town. Well now we can't now we can't talk anymore because that was the best thing.

Yeah. I got a stop. Just to remind people where they can where they can see David on Twitter you at the G is silent on Instagram cool guy jokes 87.

Sean Jordan on Twitter you are at Sean S Jordan and on Instagram I'm going to let you say it.

Sean Cougar melon Jordan there it is. And we're Cougar gonna melon have a good pot now a blue it works. It was complicated.

You're Cougar in in St. Clown Posse Carmel. Ian ICP. Ian Stills and Nash. ICP the first albums is my tunnel of love. Yeah.

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