A very happy Cup Final, good morning to you.

It's at times like this, I'm forced to mock Alan Hansen again,

something I don't regard as a particular chore.

If you've been following me, you'll know.

You can't win anything with kids was admittedly proven wrong way back when he said it

and the Class of 92 debuted from Manchester United.

But reiterated in Saturday's Copa del Rey final when 18-year-old Paul Kobarsi was man of the

match and 17-year-old La Miniamalle played absolutely beautifully and produced two exquisite

assists for the first two Barcelona goals.

Kids, eh?

After which the stories simply come tumbling out.

If you weren't fortunate enough to watch this game,

what the bloody hell were you doing?

You missed a classic classical,

maybe the first classic Copa del Rey final at La Carta in

Seville. Five goals split between two nationalities, a couple for Spain and three for France.

Three to Barso is the final score in case you didn't know. A final where Madrid were pale shadows

of themselves in the first half, a very nearly completely dominant in the second half,

where Valverdi and Tjouomeni in particular were monstrously good and brave,

where Pedri scored one of the great goals in Coppada Rui final history,

where Lamin's second assist was literally off the scale of beauty and has

been somewhat buried in the Ferroari once the final whistle went. A Furori which led to

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