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🗓️ 18 March 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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0:00.0 | I've got to get out of here. I've got to get out of here. |
0:03.0 | Come down, get a hold of yourself. |
0:04.0 | Stewardess, please, let me handle this. |
0:06.0 | I'm going to get. |
0:07.0 | Calm down. Now, get back to your seat. |
0:11.0 | I'll take care of this. Calm down. |
0:13.0 | Calm down. Get a hold of yourself. |
0:15.0 | Doctor, you want another phone. |
0:17.0 | Everything's going to be all right, please. |
0:20.0 | Sister, how you handle this? I got to be all of my knees. Sister, how you don't handle this? |
0:22.9 | I'm trying to get out of. |
0:24.1 | I'm not out of here. |
0:25.6 | Out of here. |
0:26.8 | I'm going to get out of here. |
0:36.0 | Possibly my favorite cold open ever. |
0:38.3 | That came out of the mind of Dave Rubin a week ago. |
0:42.3 | I said to Joseph, can you do what I'm thinking using your computer? |
0:46.3 | He said, I think I can. We put that together. |
0:50.3 | Of course, that's the great airplane. |
0:52.3 | Probably the funniest movie of all time. I've said it before, my personal number one's the great airplane, probably the funniest movie of all time. |
0:55.0 | I've said it before. |
0:55.8 | My personal number one on the funny list is Naked Gun, which both, by the way, created and |
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