You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast,

and now your hosts, then folks and Chad Dundas.

That's right. You're listening to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host from bleacherreport.com, Chad Dundas, and joining me, as always, from M.MA junkie and USA Today, it's your friend and mine, Mr. Ben, Fulks.

Ben, how are you doing?

I'm doing all right. How are you doing?

You survived this past weekend where both of our wives left on an overnight and most of the next day camping trip.

Not only did I survive it and you survived it, most surprisingly, they seemed to have survived it.

And it sounded like quite a time. I was shown a picture of both of our wives sitting together in camp chairs at a campground, drinking champagne out of the bottle.

See, my wife knows better than to show me any photographic evidence of what they were up to, lest I ban all future outside of the home activities for my wife.

You know I rule this place with an iron fist.

You are 1950s style.

Quite a totalitarian here.

The last thing I heard from them before they set off on this camping trip was your wife

and one of the other ladies involved in this all ladies camping trip came over to pick

up my wife from our house.

And as they were loading all their gear into the car, asked her, hey, did you bring a knife?

To which my wife replied, like a food knife or a stabby knife?

And at that point, I just turned my back and walked away and said, you know what?

We'll just decide that if we see them again, it's a bonus. Now, see, though, that's my wife Courtney

showing her street smarts getting in the van and immediately trying to take stock of how many

weapons there are. Right. Later on, she probably wanted to check out your wife's hiking boots

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