You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast.

And now your hosts, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.

That's right.

You're listening to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host from bleacherreport.com, Chad Dundas.

And joining me, as always, from M.MA junkie and USA today.

It's your friend and mine, Mr. Ben, folks. Ben's back to school days.

Yes, it is.

You got both the kids out of the house if I can take anything away from your wife's

Facebook posts.

Yeah, it actually went all right.

But I'm a little jealous when I come home and I see, you know, I got my kids off

to preschool, which when I leave here, I have to go commit an armed robbery just to

be able to afford having both of them in the same preschool.

It's like having a second and now for you, a third mortgage.

Yeah.

And then I see you managed to get your daughter into public education.

She's in the system.

Yep.

I turned her over to the public education system.

I like the way that you say that I managed to do that, though. Like they don't just take everybody who's like four and five years old off your hands.

I meant that you managed to keep her alive this long. Because the betting pool that we had going among our friend group, there's going to be some disappointed people. I'll just say that. That's why we had to have three.

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