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🗓️ 21 September 2023
⏱️ 219 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Tinder. |
0:04.0 | Life is full of possibilities. |
0:06.0 | A cheeky reply to a message here could lead to a world of fun new experiences, |
0:10.0 | over there, and with Tinder it all starts with a swipe. |
0:14.0 | Strangers can become mates, mates can become lovers with matching tattoos, |
0:18.0 | or maybe it's not that serious. |
0:20.0 | Whether a match leads to something new and exciting or something personal, |
0:24.0 | no matter what, all matches lead to self-discovery. |
0:27.0 | Download Tinder now. |
0:29.0 | 2. |
0:30.0 | Hello, one in all. |
0:32.0 | It is I, Ethan Klein, your sick leader here today. |
0:39.0 | The bell's ringing for me, because they know my time has come. |
0:45.0 | Today is September 20th, and it is my last day actually. |
0:53.0 | I only regretted that I didn't die nine days ago, |
0:57.0 | so that could have passed on 9-11. |
1:01.0 | That would have been... |
1:03.0 | And then you guys could say my boss died on 9-11. |
1:05.0 | Mm-hmm. |
1:06.0 | What an honor that would be. |
1:08.0 | He gets some stolen valor at it. |
1:10.0 | What an honor. |
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