Oh, stewardess, stewardess, what's the in-flight movie today?

Well, I think you'll like it, Cyrus. It's called junkboot Cinema. Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema.

Who were these guys?

Yeah. Fasten your seatbelts, junkie-ons, because a new episode of junk food cinema has just been cleared for takeoff brought to you by film school

rejects.com.com.com. Dot put the bunny back in the box. Why didn't you put the bunny

back in the box? This is of course the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good.

It just has to be fattening. I am your host Brian Salisisbury, and I am joined yet again, back like he never left,

my friend and co-host, a novelist, a screenwriter, a lieutenant of Megaforce, a man who

is serving a dozen life sentences for his crimes as the Malamar Mangler, Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

Hi.

Welcome back to the show. Yeah, have I been gone?

I don't, I mean, I assume for at least three episodes, they have not heard your dulcet tone. So,

I'm calling it a comeback. I know L.O. Cool J said not to, but I'm going to go ahead and do that.

I've been here for years. You've always been here. So many years. What if you just panned back from the podcast

and there's an old-timey photo of both of us in like a 1930s bar? Oh, and it's called the

sidebar. Guys, that's the twist ending of the podcast. What? We've been ghost the entire time.

That is some spooky shit. And I bet you think we're gonna talk

about a spooky movie today.

Well, if you do, you didn't read the episode title

is about all I can tell you.

But before we get into that,

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