Condom Balloon Blunder

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Pete kicks things off with a deeply unsettling childhood memory—let’s just say it involves his dad, a used condom, and an innocent misunderstanding that still haunts him to this day. Luke, naturally, has many questions…

Elsewhere, the lads tackle the great working-class dad salt obsession, and Pete recounts his trip to Hartlepool, where he received rockstar treatment at a retirement home just for bringing his baby. Then, before they go, they circle back to the infamous Bitcoin tip saga—because, apparently, the guy who lost millions in a landfill still isn’t ready to let it go.

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0:00.0	As you're listening to me, Daisy, Apple's iPhone disassembly robot, is dismantling an iPhone into lots of recyclable parts.
0:08.8	That's how Apple recovers more materials than conventional recycling methods.
0:13.2	Thanks, Daisy. There's more to iPhone. Pizz, Piz, Piz, Piz, Piss, Piss, Piss.
0:29.2	It's the Luca Pitcher.
0:30.4	I'm Big Donaldson, and I'm joined by Mr. Luki Bua.
0:35.1	It's Thursday.
0:37.1	Waza!
0:37.5	Wad! The excitement. What's that? It's Thursday. What's that?
0:38.3	Wah! The excitement when we first saw that advert, it was the funniest thing.
0:44.5	It was the funniest thing, and it's just, God, it didn't take long to sort of really grind after a while, isn't it?
0:50.0	Roy Keane says that Robbie Savage had it as his vo voicemail or his mobile for years afterwards.
0:54.6	It can't be done with that.
0:56.0	Yeah.
0:56.4	It can't be done with that.
0:58.8	Yeah.
0:59.9	Anyway, how's it going?
1:00.9	Happy Thursday.
1:01.5	It's good.
1:01.6	Happy Thursday, everyone.
1:02.5	I hope you keep on.
1:03.5	The weeks, the weeks they just want it to get warmer, Luke.
1:08.7	I feel like I haven't seen the sun for ages.
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