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Confessions of a Nine Year Old

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

"What's been the highlight of your life so far, nine year old?!" It's time for yet another reunion episode... it feels like we get more every season! But this time around it's no moms allowed for the first Girl's Only Reunion. Jeff Collins asks the girls a series of questions taken from twitter, though it may not shock you to realize most of them were secretly drafted by production. This episode also marked the final appearances of both Asia and Payton.


We have thoughts on all of these question as well as the sheer absurdity of what didn't make it to air. Plus Vivi makes a appearance this episode, so you know it's going to be a funny one!


Quotes

  • “Clara says you like Chloe better and I'm like I don't like anybody better. I like the cats and the dog better. " (21:55-22:00 | Christi)
  • “Payton is like everyone has been inured so far. And Chloe is like wel I haven't. Don't worry Chloe, yours is coming.” (37:22-37:27 | Christi)
  • “I felt like Asia was told what to say there. Kelly, I think Asia was told to say the entire thing." (41:43-41:49 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “Kelly, YOU gave the gay talk to half of the United States and around the world. I know! You are personally responsible for teaching many people that being gay is acceptable. It is!" (1:01:38-1:01:50 | Christi & Kelly)


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Transcript

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Take me. Take me there.

1:06.5

Hello, bitchettes.

1:07.7

Welcome back to the bar.

1:09.0

It's bitch number one, Christy.

1:10.6

And bitch number two, Kelly. Look at us. We are in our new tech system, praying to God it's working. Yes. Because as long as there's not a storm, we are high tech. Are you really clear on yours? I don't know. I think I feel like I look the same. Okay. But I mean, I just have a

1:30.2

gray background. No, I mean like the quality of your video. Yeah, I think so. Clear. Yeah. I think so.

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