Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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0:41.4	What's everybody?
0:42.9	It's another episode of your mom's house.
0:45.2	She's Christine.
0:46.1	I'm Tim.
0:46.7	And we're excited to share so much with you today.
0:50.6	It's a really action-packed episode.
0:53.0	There's so much.
0:59.1	It is now January of 25 which is such an unusual thing to say I know I didn't think I'd be alive this long we should we should have had
1:03.6	hoverboards in 2050 so everything's so disappointing flying cars when I was a little girl I thought
1:08.2	about the year 2000 didn't it just blow your mind and now you you're like, oh, that's it? It's 2025? Is that all there is? What the fuck? There's just
1:15.3	electric cars? Well, these are pretty cool.
1:18.5	Phones are cool. The phones are, they crush. And then you can get a chip in your head and stuff.
1:22.7	You want to do that? Yeah, I want to do that. What are you going to get it for? I don't know. Like it'd be cool to turn on your car with just your brain thoughts or the radio.
1:30.9	Or like, not even the radio.
1:32.1	Remember I used to make fun of cousin Brian?
1:34.0	He was like, there should be a thing where like if you're listening to something on the radio,
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