Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Destractable, a wood elf production, with your hosts

Mark Wade and poor Bob of Kalamitas Friedrenhound.

This week the tangential trinity banter back and forth about masked gatherings of the wacky

weird and wonderful.

Conventions, please don't like cosplay, and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to the Distractable Podcast.

Here we discuss anything that interests us and compete to see you can bring the most

captivating stories to the table.

Per the international Distractable Standard, stories will be judged primarily on the content

of the story.

However bonus points may be awarded for things like creative titles, originality, how much

I like the person, bribe, quality of the bribe, quantity of bribe, pretty much whatever

I want, doesn't matter.

I'm the judge, and the rules are arbitrary.

The theme for this week is stories from conventions.

It can be any kind of story and any kind of convention.

The three of us have been to a lot of gaming conventions like packs and the full list

con and things like that, but it could be from anywhere.

I leave that up to the storytellers.

Also I'm joined by my two storytellers this week, Mark and Wade.

I am here too.

Now is the part where you tell me your titles and we decide who goes first.

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