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EMMY AND IAN NEED HELP

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Comedy

5 • 818 Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Emmy Hartman and Ian Smith really need some help, and you’re about to see why. In this first episode, they’ll break down peeing in sinks and locked bathrooms. Just before you thought it couldn’t get any better, Emmy throws false information on Bryce Hall to the Hollywood Fix about a poopy experience. To shake things up even more, Emmy and Ian grab Notorious employees Cory and Jonathan to test if they know their names, and see how they feel about gay people. Let the fun begin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Emmy and me and need help.
0:03.7	They're on their way.
0:05.1	On their way.
0:06.0	Here to slay, but they need some help.
0:09.3	They need some help.
0:11.2	Hi, everyone.
0:12.3	Hello, everybody, and welcome to Emmy and E and Need Help.
0:16.3	And we really need it today.
0:18.1	We have filmed, this is our third take.
0:20.2	Yeah.
0:21.0	Here's a montage of what has happened in the past, I would like to say, 10 minutes, maybe 20.
0:26.0	I have no concept of time.
0:26.6	I don't have a concept of time.
0:27.8	Yeah.
0:28.1	So, enjoy.
0:29.5	Emmy and Ian need help.
0:32.0	You can listen to this podcast every Wednesday.
0:40.3	This is going really good.
0:42.3	Um.
0:43.3	Watch it every front.
0:44.3	Oh my fucking.
0:46.3	Oh my fucking.
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