Corn Flakes

The Midnight Miracle

Dave Chappelle, Talib Kweli, yasiin bey

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2021

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

"Are y’all n****s about to ruin corn flakes for me?”—Dave Chappelle Featuring, in order of appearance: Questlove, John Hamm Featuring music for SALT by Ryland Blackinton Recorded in Ohio, Summer 2020 Executive Produced by Talib Kweli, yasiin bey, Dave Chappelle, Noah Gersh, Jamie Schefman, Nick Panama, Kenzi Wilbur, and Miles Hodges Produced by Noah Gersh and Jamie Schefman for SALT Production Manager: Liz LeMay Recording Engineer: Federico Lopez Recording Engineer: Adrián Bruque for NPND Assistant Editors: Danny Carissimi and Noah Kowalski Senior Sound Designer: Russell Topal Transcription Supervisor: Sam Beasley Mixer: Jordan Galvan Podcast Artwork: Rachel Eck Still Photography: Mathieu Bitton The Midnight Miracle is a Luminary Original Podcast in partnership with Pilot Boy Productions and SALT. More episodes on Luminary, and the Luminary channel on Apple Podcasts. Learn more at www.luminary.link/midnight Special thanks to Paul Adongo, Cipriano Beredo, Elaine Chappelle, Ivy Davy, Rikki Hughes, Kyle Ranson-Walsh, Sina Sadighi, Mark Silverstein, and Carla Sims. Photography made available courtesy of Pilot Boy Productions, Inc. Copyright © 2021 by Pilot Boy Productions, Inc., all rights reserved.

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0:00.0	Hello, what you're about to hear is a free piece of the Midnight Miracle, the best podcast
0:13.0	in the world.
0:14.8	There is not just one episode of this show, there are many, with more on the way.
0:21.2	But to hear them, you are going to need to subscribe to the Luminary channel on Apple
0:26.2	Podcasts.
0:27.2	Yes, it caused money, about the price of one coffee per month, and that doesn't make
0:33.0	you a better person like we do, now without further ado, the Midnight Miracle.
0:42.0	Do y'all know the history of Kellogg's?
0:53.2	Dog, yes.
0:54.2	Why don't you break it down?
0:55.2	I just learned.
0:56.2	Yes, so why don't you break it down for the people?
0:58.2	Check this shit out.
0:59.2	And wait a minute, wait a minute.
1:00.8	Ayaan is about to ruin cornflakes.
1:02.8	Yes, yes, we are.
1:04.6	So check this out.
1:05.6	Yes, we are.
1:06.6	What I was told was that Kellogg created cornflakes to basically keep America from masturbating.
1:13.8	That's correct.
1:14.8	I'm out.
1:15.8	He felt that the elements in beef and chicken and pork were causing Americans to act in certain
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