Corporate Conferences; The Good, the Bad, and the Virtual

Demoted

Demoted Productions

Comedy, Business, Careers

4.8 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Are you coming to the Demoted conference? Ross and Natalie dive deep into the world of corporate conferences; the good, the bad, and the virtual. You’ll get a crash course of the do’s and don’t’s of conference etiquette. They also plan out the perfect Demoted Conference complete with a swimsuit chic dress code, hot tub round tables, and a workshop on tastefully sexting your colleagues. Get ready for some wild conference confessions from our listeners featuring top-performers kissing clients and an overpaid account executive snorting sheetrock (yes, you read that correctly). Stay tuned for complex coffee orders, a debate on strong-grip handshakes, and what it’s like not being cool enough to live in LA.

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0:00.0	Good day, everyone. Welcome back to demoted. Natalie had a bugger situation. We just took care of it.
0:05.7	Guys, I just had to blow my nose. Okay, it's allergy season. She had to blow nose. At Zyrtex. You up. You want to sponsor us.
0:10.8	At Allegra D. Ripin that nightly. Yep. I mean the shit you got to like ask an employee to come up and unlock it for you because the crackheads are making crack with it or meth.
0:25.3	Totally.
0:25.8	That's crazy to me.
0:26.7	Like I have to press the button for assistance.
0:28.7	You can make meth from Zyrtec?
0:30.3	I don't, yeah, I guess.
0:31.9	Have you tried it?
0:32.8	No.
0:33.5	Not yet.
0:33.9	I'll try anything once, but like I haven't got to that yet. I got a few pots and pans at home and just stir up a little crack.
0:39.5	Yeah, that's a little Allegra crack.
0:41.0	I've never considered, but I never considered either.
0:44.5	So, um, hi everyone.
0:46.7	It's good to have you back here.
0:48.5	Uh, we as we always do get caffeine before these episodes.
0:52.6	And this will probably come as no surprise to anyone, but our coffee orders are very different.
0:57.2	They're very different.
0:57.8	Wait, I'm shocked.
0:58.7	I feel like we would get such a similar order.
1:00.9	Here, let me describe my cup of coffee.
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