Corporate Hotline: Reading Your Crazy Work Stories

Demoted

Demoted Productions

Comedy, Business, Careers

4.8 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Has a corporate poltergeist ever hijacked your screen share resulting in you getting a raise? Have you ever witnessed a coworker ever try to steal a police horse? According to our listener-submitted stories, these things seem to happen all the time. In this episode, Natalie and Ross read the best stories submitted by you, the Moterheads. They explore the extremes of the corporate experience from heinous threats from managers to the inappropriate generosity to an aspiring mother. If you are not careful, listening to this episode without headphones may earn you a one-way ticket to HR. Stay tuned for lively discussions about off-hours message scheduling, leaving the airport during a layover, and piggy backing as a legit mode of transportation.

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0:00.0	Wait, so everybody saw her folder that said resumes for jobs.
0:02.8	A corporate exposing poltergeist, you might call it.
0:05.0	These are all crazy stories submitted to us by the motorheads.
0:08.1	No, I don't think you should offer your husband's sperm to one of your colleagues.
0:11.4	It's one thing to try to steal a cop horse.
0:14.1	Yes.
0:14.5	It's another thing to call a cop an asshole to his face.
0:16.8	Agreed.
0:17.1	So this dude's wife just walks up to him and starts grinding on him in front of her husband.
0:20.9	Kind of brutal.
0:21.6	Very brutal.
0:22.3	So this guy, Jim, screams at her in an office and says, if you're wrong on this, I will bend you over that table and...
0:29.6	Demented. Demoted.
0:40.9	Ladies and gentlemen, motorheads from around the world, welcome to demoted.
0:48.2	Hey everyone.
0:49.7	Motorheads, welcome back.
0:51.3	We went to a coffee shop this morning called motoring coffee. We saw it on
0:54.7	the side of the road and had to get out. Pulled over and we're both really close to cardiac arrest,
0:59.5	right? Yeah, I am. If you guys want a heart attack, go to motoring coffee. drank 91 unleaded gasoline.
1:06.0	Yep. It is. And then proceeded to call motorheads, motorheads like MOT OR when it's actually ER. We both posted
1:11.2	incorrectly. It's motor with an ER. We don't know how to spell. And like we also don't even
1:14.9	know our personal branding. We don't really know our mission. Rossner actually having dinner, um,
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