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My friends, today is the day.

We are cleared.

That's what you said yesterday.

Today is the day, so much so that I've already been cleared.

On this phone, I have the ability, the launch codes.

Oh no.

To start thermonuclear.

Oh, no.

But don't worry.

These are tactical nukes aimed at very specific targets.

You do not have to fear from the fallout.

I don't think the Salt Treaty distinguishes tactical nukes from strategic.

Well, I'm just saying they don't have to worry about being, but getting, well, if it was, okay, fine, maybe some people, but in general. Did you review the Salt Treaty?

Huh?

So anyway, guys, um, as I was saying, I'm trying to be dramatic, but Dan keeps fucking it up.

As I was saying, guys, it is cleared. It is ready to launch.

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