Country Strong w/ Kelli Williams of Beyond the Blinds (The Cuties Cheat in Math Class!)

I Am The Cute One

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Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We got married in a fever, Cuties, and we did so with Kelli Williams (@laguna_biotch) of Beyond the Blinds by covering the (non) Oscar-sweeping Leighton Meester film, Country Strong. While not the darkest movie the Cute Ones have ever covered, the trio do go to low places (much like Leighton’s friends in this movie!) They also discuss the magic of Gwyneth, Donny’s dreams of a lavender wedding, and Chelsea’s kin being Snow White for the dead. When you’re finished listening to this episode, stream Nashville! To get access to BIG BROTHER EXPRESS on March 19 at 9pm est, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	At any given moment, there are up to 3,000 people in witness protection in the UK,
0:06.0	giving up their life for a new identity in a safe house.
0:11.0	But what happens when it all goes wrong?
0:15.0	Three shot, two male, one female.
0:17.0	And the detective inspector is Nile.
0:19.0	It's a safe house.
0:20.0	Sheltering, a protective witness and his family. Who did this? I am going detective inspector of Liz Nile. It's a safe house. Sheltering, a protective witness, and his family.
0:22.8	Who did this?
0:23.4	I am going to find out, I promise.
0:25.3	Protection starts Sunday the 16th of March on ITV1 and ITVX.
0:32.1	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:36.6	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher,
0:38.5	and talk about our favorite topic. Ourselves. Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one.
0:44.2	And I'm Chelsea and I'm the cute one. And we're here with the cutest one. That is Kelly of Laguna
0:49.1	Beech and Beyond the Blinds. Hey. I'm so excited to be here. Thank you. Are you feeling country strong today,
0:56.0	Kelly? I am. I haven't revisited this movie in a long time, so I'm excited to talk about it.
1:01.2	I'm just glad you're in my corner, Kelly. I feel like Chelsea's going to throw nothing but shit
1:06.1	at me this whole episode. And it's good to have other people watch this movie because I used to try to make
1:11.6	Quinn watch this all the time. And now that we're divorced, he just won't. I don't have that power
1:16.2	over him anymore. So now, on my birthday month, I have the power over two people. That's right.
1:20.9	Well, you do have the power for now. Now, Donnie, this is famously a five-week Donnie appreciation month this year.
1:30.4	We've got five whole weeks.
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