Crabbs, known for being crustaceans.

Famous for being crabby.

Nobody thinks much about them, so let's have some fun.

Let's find out why crabs are secretly incredibly fascinating. Hey there, folks. Welcome to a whole new podcast episode, a podcast all about why being alive is more

interesting than people think it is. My name is Alex Schmidt and I'm not alone because I'm joined by

my co-host Katie Golden. Katie, what is your relationship to? Crabs, crabs, crabs, crabs, crabs, crabs,

crabs, crabs, crabs, crabs.

Begin the chanting of the crabs. Yes, good.

Crabbs.

My quick one is that this made me realize I'm a tiny bet grossed out by these animals.

It's not phobic, but I don't love them either, and I do eat their meat.

You struggle with sea life.

Yeah, that's just me.

You struggle a little bit with sea life, yeah.

The ocean is my opponent, so I am into Mr. Crabs now. That's probably the biggest positive thing from SpongeBob. But, you know, that's about it.

Our favorite crab who does wage theft. So, yeah, no, I like, I like crabs. I don't have a problem with them.

They do not gross me out.

I had a hermit crab as a pet when I was a kid.

I don't recommend them as pets.

I don't think they make very good pets.

This one crawled into my armpit, started clinging on to the skin of my armpit and would not let go.

And it was enormously painful.

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