MUSIC There's no question that the story of Van Halen would make for an entertaining bio-pic, but Eddie Van Halen's first wife, actress Valerie Bertinelli, has no interest.   Someone posted an AI-generated image of what it might look like, and it features Eminem, Mac Miller, Paul Wall, and Russ and MGK caught wind of it, and he said there was a very important omission   Who saw this coming?  Fyre Fest 2 has been postponed indefinitely. According to an email sent to ticket-holders on Wednesday saying the festival has been “postponed and a new date will be announced.” In the meantime, ticket-holders will apparently be issued refunds. “Once the new date is announced, at that time, you can repurchase if it works for your schedule,” the email notes.   TV Serena Williams said her Crip walk at the Super Bowl halftime show was “absolutely not" intended as shade toward ex Drake​.           Nate Bargatze has been selected to host the 2025 Emmy Awards.    One of Dan Aykroyd's original coneheads from "Saturday Night Live" is hitting the auction block. Aside from “some dry bits along where the appliance was glued and blended to the actor’s face above his eyes,”   MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS: Haley Joel Osment was arrested earlier this month at the Mammoth Mountain resort in California. Mikey Madison was offered a role in the new and untitled “Star Wars” movie directed by Deadpool & Wolverine filmmaker Shawn Levy, and she ended up passing.  AmandA Bynes is the latest Hollywood star to join OnlyFans — but she won’t be posting any “sleazy content.”   MISC: X (formerly Twitter) users have been able to send private messages on the platform via Direct Messages but according to Mashable, Direct Messages will be changed to XChat.   Elon Musk is known to have 14 kids with four different women but he may have more! According to the "Wall Street Journal", Elon has a habit of asking women to let him impregnate them.    AND FINALLY What TV show remained 10/10 throughout its entire run?   AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices