Crashing Out, Making Out, & March Theory

Unwaxed with Sophia & Sistine Stallone

Unwaxed Podcast

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The golden rule for haircuts: don't do it if you're heartbroken or impulsive. Sistine tries to hide her botched bangs while Sophia determines she has imposter syndrome. The girls explain the infamous "March Theory" on love. Sistine shares the best way to make new friends in a new city while Sophia shares a little bit about her new job! Sistine gives us the her dark seduction tricks to make someone chase you and we end the show with unsolicited advice from fans!

Transcript

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0:00.0	What the fuck is going on?
0:02.4	I like to party.
0:04.2	Jesus, honey, wax much.
0:06.0	This is unwaxed.
0:07.2	Get in, Lizard.
0:07.9	We're going shopping.
0:08.8	With Sophia and Sistine Salone.
0:10.3	We just become best friends.
0:11.6	Yep.
0:15.6	Hello everybody.
0:16.6	Welcome back to another episode of the unwax Podcast with your favorite sister, Sophia.
0:22.2	And Sistine. We nailed it that time.
0:24.2	I know.
0:24.7	We're back. We're back. It's like getting back on a very broken down bike.
0:29.6	We can still write it.
0:30.7	Yeah, we can still do it.
0:31.9	It's like, you know, when I used to write a bike, the only song I think about in my head, so you know when you are about to fall
0:37.7	over, there's like a rhythm when you're writing a bike for the first time you need to remember.
0:41.7	Sure, yes. Okay. For some reason, every time I wrote a bike when I was younger, it was the song
0:46.7	umpa lumpa loopity do. And for some reason, still today, that's the song I think about every single time I'm writing a bike.
0:54.3	It's like...
0:54.6	That's so weird.
	...

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