Cute Little Humans Talking About Coachella and Outer Space

Stassi

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio, Tv & Film

4.4 • 15K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

When Monday hits, Stassi’s thriving—the nanny’s back, the kids are at school, and she’s finally recovering from a weekend of Messer’s non-stop toddler energy. She and C-O Lo dive into the pop culture drama: dusty Coachella tents, Kylie & Timmy’s hyper-analyzed desert PDA, and why celebs might finally be done with the festival life. From Stassi’s bug-fueled camping trauma to her love of travel over concerts, things take a turn for the intergalactic. Cue the all-female space launch—yes, ladies in orbit—including Katy Perry’s 11-minute rocket ride, alien diplomacy, and whether gravity is just Hollywood fiction. Beau joins in to break down space science—and yes, even your dignity needs to be strapped down up there.

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0:00.0	You guys welcome.
0:14.1	Lowe and I just recorded 24 minutes of podcasts that we're scrapping.
0:21.2	Yeah, nobody's ever going to hear it.
0:22.5	We'll never see the light a day.
0:25.2	No one's, it's, I can't believe this.
0:28.0	This is the first time I've ever done that.
0:29.8	Really?
0:30.8	Have I ever done that before?
0:32.2	Not in a very long time.
0:34.2	I like can't remember a time where I was just like, no, start over. Maybe with
0:38.3	me and Bo, but I only let it go for like four or five minutes. Right. I've never done 25
0:43.5	minutes of audio. To be clear, it was good. Was it? If all the listeners lived in L.A. Well, so I talked
0:49.9	about Coachella the whole entire time and I realized, no one cares. No one's going to care. I'm in my little L.A.
0:58.1	bubble being served on TikTok and Instagram other L.A. bubble people-y things.
1:04.4	So I'm just like, this is going to, this is not going to hit or land with anyone. Do I still
1:10.6	kind of want to talk about Coachella Atadze's?
1:13.2	Yeah. But not for a whole entire podcast. Right. So I feel like that's literally I was like,
1:19.9	Lo, you're going to kill me. But we're starting the fuck over. We're starting this podcast over.
1:26.8	And it feels good. It does feel good.
1:29.5	You know what? Like it's Monday right now. I know this episode comes out on Wednesday. Yeah. But it's Monday. My favorite day of the week. You know why? Our nanny. Sonia. Oh, I was like, love of my life. You know, after two days of just like 24-7 parenting, you know, and like not having a break,
1:49.2	when Monday rolls around, I just like spring out of bed.
1:53.3	Not only Sonia, but school.
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