When Tracy and John first started dating, they bonded over a love of animals.

John was the one that brought it up first, but Tracy told him,

Oh my God, cats, dogs, hamsters, gerbils, give me all of it.

I'm an animal person.

And of course, that was just one aspect of it.

But, you know, when John and Tracy moved in together,

he expected that they would have a happy, healthy home and a couple of pets. And I mean,

that was a conversation when they first started dating. And eventually, they marry and they

move in together. And things were okay, mostly. But at one point, John and Tracy decided that they wanted to move to Chicago. So, John being

very busy with his job, he asked Tracy, hey, can you coordinate the transportation of the pets to

Chicago? And Tracy's like, duh, of course, absolutely. But a few days later, she calls John with a very strange story.

She says, hey, oh my God, this is terrible.

The pet company was actually a scam.

And they stole our pets.

They came to pick them up and they were supposed to send them to Chicago, but they didn't.

They stole the pets.

I can't believe this.

This is horrible.

I don't know where the pets are.

Also, John, how much is your life insurance policy for? I think we should up it.

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