Our heroes head down to the fields of Menorus in a special adventure that's sure not to bore us.

You.

This week on D&D Minus. Oh, Right, so we're not doing talking D's anymore.

I'm achum the cat. I wear many hats.

And last week, on D&, Minus, we escaped the land of Dis.

Went straight into a dark room that ended up being a Tony D.'s house of

gainage, sweet, sweet gains, and I came away with a wand of no fuck you.

Our friends over here, the dog came away with the cloak of many pockets, fucking basic, if you ask me.

Our, our emo loot player, our emo bard

came away with the puxes, of foxes in a socks is would not could not in a in a

anyway it's a box I don't know it's got something to do with healing I guess I haven't needed much of that if you know what I mean so maybe the others will use it.

And last but not least we have our boss, Vardos the Chaste, he got three plus three long sword of slaps your dad a sword that can

slap your dad yeah and so then we're on to the next I guess guess. Mmm, that's it. I wear many hats.

I curse you. You're all cursed.

Great.

Excellent.

The Eli doing the GAM Interstitials

at the Pajama Party School of D&D summaries.

You open your eyes and find yourselves not in a boat like you were on the first two levels of hell but on five connected inner tubes.

Wait is Carly? Yeah because there's five of them and one of them has Carl on it.

Wait, are they like, it's like Olympic rings connected or are they just tied together?

They're just tied together.

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