Hello, I am a chum, the cat of many hats, and last time on D&D, minus, our heroes went to the land of resignation.

Looking for the third key to escape Menorus, we beguiled patrons of the land of resignation with our witty intellects and our bodacious booty. My bodacious booty! And didn't just win one key, but two keys. Turns out we didn't actually need them,

though as we found that King of Menoris, a pool having allowed the fortress to fall into ruin and the

gates wide open. We were super chill about asking him to move out of the pool so we could go down to the next level of hell.

But get this, he said no, which was super lame.

So while the others were trying to convince him, I got a little curious.

I'm a cat, what can I say, and may have tried to banish him to another plane of existence

and set him on fire.

He was a super not chill about it, and now we are locked in battle with slime copies of ourselves. Oh, If I enlarge a chum with gravy in her mouth, why would you do that?

Because then you'd both be enlarged.

Why? Why? Why would you do that?

Wait, would you enlarge gravy or a chum? I would enlarge a chum.

Oh, I see. Well, if you you enlarged me you'd have to enlarge the tiny

the little wizard hat on top of my head and anything that touches me is also going to be

enlarged. What? I feel like if the wizard hat stayed the same tiny size that would be even better.

Even more adorable, yeah.

It just be like a little wizard fascinator.

Oh my God, I just realized I was swimming in it when I was the little teacup kid.

Yes.

All right, Damien it is your turn.

Okay.

I'm a butterfly I don't get any fucking bonus actions or anything?

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