This is the BBC.

I hope this podcast finds you well.

Welcome to this socially distant piece of edited audio,

inspired by Radio 2's very own Graham Norton Radio Show.

Coming up in this edition, I chat to the broadcaster Dan Walker.

I discuss ghosts with one of the stars of the BBC TV show,

Kyle Smith By Now,

and actors Samuel West and Nicholas Ralph, big up, all creatures great and small. That's a program. Plus, there's Grill Graham, and the problems in this episode can be summed up, by other words,

a sour 16, oh, been there, and what to wear. Enjoy. Graham Norton. Oh, I've been there. And what to wear?

Enjoy.

Graham Norton.

Well, now, Maria McCarland is here.

And I'm in a secret location, Graham,

behind enemy lines reporting from the NHS,

from the Conquest Hospital, indeed, in battle.

Wow.

Are you doing some sort of panorama report?

Well, they don't know this because I'm actually admitted to the hospital, Graham, but yes, my meds may have been a bit too strong.

Yes, I am doing a secret report.

No, I'm in here because I seem to recall this time last week, you said to me,

if you had appendicitis, Maria, you would know it. You'd be in real acne. Yes.

Cut to me being in hospital a week later. But do you have appendicitis? Yes. But did it burst or

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