Oh yeah! Welcome to Fit's Dog Radio. Nice to see you. I can't see you! I can't see...it's

very difficult to know what you're doing since I can't see you. I feel like I should

be able to tap in and see whatever the fuck you're doing. How many women are masturbating

while listening to Fit's Dog Radio? That's what I want to know. A lot. How many dudes? I don't

know. I think it's wrong. I'm a Catholic. I think it's wrong that you're doing that. And I'm

going to try to sound a little bit less sexy just to cut down on the number of people masturbating

during the podcast. I hope you're having a good summer. It's mid-July, late-July. Holy

shit. Summer is halfway over! Fuck! I really get bummed out in the second half of the summer

because I feel like I haven't done enough. But my August is going to be action packed. We

got a lot coming up. My mom is coming out for 80th birthday with my sister. My sister's

only been out a few times before to California to see me in all these years. So I'm very excited

that she's coming out. Making some plans. We're going to do some fun shit. Go to the Hollywood.

I guess there's an Oscars museum. We're going to go to that. We're going to go to Jeffries

restaurant in Malibu on the ocean. We're going to go to Inn at the 7th Ray up in Topanga

Canyon. Do some golf. Do a little hiking. Light on the hiking. Mom had a heart surgery

this year and she slowed down a little bit so we got to take it easy on her. There

will be a lot of drinking and everyone's excited. Everyone's very excited. It's going

to be fun. What else have I got in August? I got a bunch of tour dates coming up.

I'll talk about those. Some of them are in Maine and New Hampshire and Canada. So it'll

be nice and cool in August. That's where you want to be in August as far north as you

can get. Spent the weekend. Like this weekend L.A. has been nice. Nice beach weather.

Although it's always fucking windy. It's always windy on the beach in L.A. It's so annoying

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