David Owes Them a Million Dollars

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

Comedy

4.8 • 75.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2018

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, David comes back from his accountant with bad news. He owes $1.7 million in taxes. If that wasn’t bad enough, he’s bummed out from not vlogging. Jason thinks the break is good for him, but by episode end David is coming apart at the seems. Plus, Trisha’s buying a Maybach and Jason wrestles with selling out. Check out Jason and David's vlogs, here: David's YouTube Channel Jason's YouTube Channel And buy merch HERE To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up guys welcome back to views the podcast where Jason bought his kid a brand new drum set because he did something wrong
0:05.9	What'd you do wrong? I saw I walked in today and there's a drum set sitting in the living room so I know Jason fucked up
0:13.2	I
0:14.1	I bought some heroin in front of them. That's not that bad. Yeah
0:18.4	How do you think I pay for the drum set? You sold the heroin? Yeah, no, I suck someone off and then got heroin and cash
0:25.0	I'm proud of you. I think your son deserves a drum set. Thanks man. I want to just roll the intro music because I got something
0:33.2	I'm really pissed about I want to talk about okay ready yeah fucking fire away with the intro song boy
0:47.2	Damn that was a sick intro song. Okay, I want to get right into some podcast topics today
0:51.3	Guess where I just came back from where the doctor. Oh, no. Yeah, are you okay? No, what I'm kidding
0:58.8	That's not even funny Dave. You know why I said that because I said that to cheer myself up because I'm in such a bad mood about this
1:04.4	That I I was like it could be worse. I could have just come back from the doctor and I could have gotten bad news
1:08.8	So now I'm all cheered up now. I'm not in a bad mood. What happened? Well, it's not funny. You shouldn't joke about your health
1:14.8	No, I'm not not because you're the type of person that something bad will happen to yeah
1:18.4	Because you've been fucking going 110% okay here we go every single day every single hour. I went
1:24.5	I had to talk with my accountant said your dick's too big. Yeah, my accountant was wait
1:29.1	She's like a doctor accountant accountant. So you didn't go to the doctor. No, I went to my accountant, but my dick is too big
1:37.4	Got some bad news David. Got some bad news. Money's fine. You're cock is huge
1:43.6	Uh, where was I you didn't go to the doctor? I didn't go to the doctor
1:46.4	I should I haven't been in the doctor in three years. I haven't had a checkup in three years
1:50.5	I find you're 21. No, I'm not I
1:53.1	I have like I can feel like parts of my body that aren't healthy
1:58.2	Okay, it's not the same anymore. What does that mean? Anyway, let's get to the topic of discussion
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