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Fantastic! With Dana Carvey

David Spade Tells All

Fantastic! With Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

David Spade joins the podcast today as well as Larry Bubbles Brown with "The Joke of the Week."

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, let's start the podcast anyway. Welcome to bodily fluids. We're

0:06.0

twinning and so are necks. I still is winning. Well, when you used to open

0:12.7

for me, when we played the sheds for you people out there, you go out and you

0:16.8

play outdoor amphitheaters kind of funky ones in the northeast in August. And

0:22.5

you would open for me. David would walk out. This was like in my hey day right off

0:27.6

rock and roll, you know, saturday night. And they they would start going, ooh,

0:31.8

they thought you were me. But by the end of their tour, David was the first comic I've

0:37.9

ever seen. You come out in shorts holding a Pepsi or something. And you would kind of drape

0:42.5

yourself across the stool and kind of like, what's up, everybody? It's just like I go out like a

0:47.1

dancing monkey. One time I sweated through my entire clothes. It was like 102 and humid. Yeah,

0:52.8

back keys. How you doing? I have a running car is going from one of that. And then I go out

0:58.0

there and mumble 20 minutes and get paid. I didn't know like chomp. But now you're like,

1:01.9

oh, like Yankee doodle. It's not special. It's not bad. What's up, everybody? I just didn't know

1:11.1

you could do that anyway. Were you guys on SNL at the same like start at the same time? We start,

1:18.9

no, he started probably five years before me. On SNL live, I started in 86. You came dancing

1:25.2

in around 90. I had 100 shows in my back pocket. So what was your first like encounter?

1:34.7

David and I met it. I lived above a garage in Beachwood Canyon on Alcione. Yeah. And Bob

1:44.4

Duback lived in the house and Kevin Neelan lived in the house. My wife and I were trying to save

1:49.3

money because I didn't have many prospects. Everything I'd done had bombed. So we lived up there

1:54.5

for 300 a month, had a hot plate. And then one day David showed up. And I said, what,

2:00.4

do you have a paper route? Who are you? You know, I did like it. It was Neelan had the other room.

2:05.7

I'd like to sign up if I could get the, you know, I sold grit max Santa Monica Gazette.

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