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FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

Death

FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

Comedy

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp the podcast with Martin and Roman Kemp.

In this episode, Martin and Roman kick-off the series by starting at the end, Death. Roman is looking to get the answers (before Martin's time runs out!) about the arrangements Martin wants for his funeral, Martin's relationship with his parents growing up, who Martin thinks will be at the pearly gates waiting for him and much more!

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0:00.0

Oh God. You all right? Been working today? Yeah. Do you know why I've asked you to do this?

0:07.0

Well, kind of. I've got an idea. A bit morbid. Yeah. We'll all be crying by the end we're. So we've actually decided to do a podcast. Yeah about time really. What do you mean?

0:31.6

Not about time you know people know that we are related yeah that is yeah well people

0:37.8

know that we work together but we never done a podcast yeah more ways to make money

0:42.1

yeah yes you could say that. Yeah, you could say that.

0:44.0

Well, you can't pay for it.

0:46.0

You have not for me a penny.

0:50.0

Welcome, if you're listening to this, and secondly there's there's reason as to why I have decided and I say I because you dad you you will just tag along and I'm

1:01.4

come on the ride.

1:03.0

No, no, but...

1:04.0

You came second.

1:06.0

Yeah, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

1:08.0

Yeah.

1:09.0

But look, we'll do it together.

1:10.0

What I'm trying to get at is that I think people don't really realize that we don't do any old

1:15.1

rubbish together. Yeah. We do some rubbish if there's a lot of money. Yeah it all

1:20.0

depends but yeah you only do the rubbish for the money. Give it a money. But what I'm trying to say is we tend to do think, well certainly I want to do things with you

1:28.7

because I like that when I'm older, if I have grandkids and if they have kids and whatever I have

1:35.7

evidence to show them my relationship with you. Well I was your dad. Yeah no but like...

1:40.8

I don't believe you. Okay but no okay, but no, but think about it this way, right?

1:45.0

How nice would it be if you had like with your dad, if you had like, you know,

1:49.0

us doing Google Box all that type of stuff?

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