I know right from right from wrong

I know right from wrong

and I know how to do this job

I know how to get things done. I know like millions of Americans know. When you

get knocked down you get back up. Oh! I'm Christopher Titus has this!

Is the Army getting up there?

Well, it turns out Joe Biden is old.

Yeah, I said it.

He is old as fuck.

For God's sake, he's 80 years old.

You know, the average American lifespan is 76, which means he's been effectively dead during his first term.

But his debate performance last night was, uh, not what I would call a stellar performance. In fact, it was like watching a debate

while on one side a skeleton mumbled while eating soup and on the other side a whoopi cushion farted lies for an hour and look

I am a fan of Joe Biden he picked this country from the biggest failure in the last 100 years and

Has turned it around.

I mean, look, I mean, they argue with me,

but the facts of the facts, lowest unemployment,

highest corporate profits,

record stock market, lowest minority unemployment infrastructure

chip sack COVID stopped in its tracks and on and on and on and on and I just

wish Biden wouldn't have said it like boomhauer.

Bobby said it's not goingauer. Bob you said,

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