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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Desert Dirt Bags | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 7

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This episode Chrissy Chaos and Sergio Chicon AKA BLIZZY are out in the GREAT OUTDOORS CUZ! They are broadcasting from the desert of Arizona like some true dirt bags. They talk about how the weekend of shows is going at the House of Comedy in Phoenix, Arizona. Vinny had to go to the emergency room and Chris falls in love with the healthcare system of Arizona. Our road guy Billy tells us a quality POOP story. They chat about the day they spent at Goldfield Ghost Town, is Sergio Mr.Potato head?!, Vinny thinks the apartment is haunted, Whats really good with cacti?, why are reptile lovers called herps, Then we jump back to Chrissy Chaos on the couch in Brooklyn and we talk Chrissy pilots LA plans for the next few months. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Bluechew.com - promo code Chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos.

0:03.2

T.T. Jerry can't make it. He's having a reaction to one of his medications and his parole

0:07.0

officers said no once again. So instead we got the next best thing.

0:10.2

I got another Puerto Rican Sergio Chicago. It's Sergio over by T.C.

0:15.1

Look at that Chris. Yo, I got the overbought. Yo, how about this baby?

0:18.0

We're doing this podcast. Vinny, Vin went to go take a walk.

0:21.6

Vinny's taken a walk out of a visitor's pass because we're supposed to go to Sedona,

0:25.1

Arizona and have a beautiful day. But instead, Vinny was in the hospital for three hours.

0:29.0

So everything's okay, but we were just in the hospital.

0:32.0

So I keep, I have the visitor pass on. I want to shout out, what was the name of the hospital?

0:36.8

Again, does anybody remember?

0:38.2

Son of Bona.

0:39.5

Son of Bona Hospital. Wait, hold on. Let's shout out this hospital because

0:43.0

they care, let me tell you something. The care that you get in Arizona,

0:46.9

honor health, son of Ron. Son of Ron, health and emergency center.

0:51.3

Thank you to the lovely women and one security guard guy who helped us out.

0:55.6

Everything's good. Thank you so much. I mean, the healthcare you get in Arizona,

1:00.4

it's just, I mean, the hospitals are clean. Look like a five-star resort.

1:03.4

As opposed to the hospitals in New York, which, you know, it's just rats and people.

1:08.3

Yeah, but give this, you're giving this hospital way too much credit.

1:11.4

The hospital is brand new. It's been open six hours.

1:13.8

They don't have to take care of the dead, the bulges and the deserts.

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