From NPR and W.E.C. Chicago, this is Weight Weight.

Don't tell me the NPR news quiz.

I'm your area of interest.

I'm your Billy Wick.

Bill Curtis.

And here's your host, a man who just took off his baby Bjorn for the first time this week.

Peter Sago.

Thank you, Bill.

And as always, we like to remind you, the audience sounds you hear are fake, but the jokes they're

not laughing at are real.

Later on, we're going to be talking to Deezis and Merrow, who a few years ago were hanging

out in a Bronx, Bodega, and cracking jokes, and are now hosts of a hit late night TV show.

Among other things, they're known for drinking during their tapings, which we find inspiring.

But you're always in demand.

Give us a call. The number is one, triple eight, Weight Weight. That's one, 888, 924, 892,

4. Let's welcome our first listener contestant.

How you around Weight Weight? Don't tell me.

Hi, my name is Jen Thompson.

Hey, Jen, where are you calling from?

I am calling from Arlington, Massachusetts.

Arlington, yeah.

Arlington.

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