Dick w/ Ryan Bailey (The Cuties Take a Mental Health Break!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

It's election week and... things aren't going well in Chelsea and Donny's brains. The Cuties are not letting Dick run their life, but they are letting Ryan Bailey (someone who likes to eat ass on camera) celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Watergate with them by recapping the 1999 Kirsten Dunst/Michelle Williams movie, "Dick." Ryan spends the episode trying to figure out who the target audience was for this movie while Chelsea spends the episode giving history lessons. Then, Ryan shares a story about his worst date and Donny educates them on the early 2000s gay porn, "The Hole." Also - were Pepe and a pimp involved in Watergate? To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteone (This episode originally aired in July of 2022!) Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic. Ourselves. Hey, cuties. It must be a day that ends in why, because we needed a mental health break again. If you listen to TGIF last week, you know that there are some things brewing, and we needed a little mental health moment.
0:23.3	And if you listen to TGIF a couple weeks ago, you know that the moon is playing pranks on us or whatever.
0:29.4	So between those two things and this episode coming out the day before election day, things aren't going well in our brain.
0:37.3	So we will be back next week to cover Charlie's Angels.
0:40.6	And then throughout the rest of November,
0:42.8	we will be covering movies, as always.
0:44.8	But we just needed today.
0:46.4	So we thank you.
0:47.5	And here is a replay of one of our funniest episodes.
0:51.1	So if this is a tough week for you,
0:53.4	you can laugh at least at this.
0:56.9	Hello, I am Chelsea and I am the cute one. And I am Donnie and I am the cute one. But we are
1:03.3	joined today with a returning cutie. We have Ryan Bailey, the host of So Bad. It's Good with
1:08.7	Ryan Bailey. Hi. I'm ugly as shit.
1:11.2	I don't even need to be the cute one.
1:13.8	I don't even need a fight about that.
1:16.3	You guys fight that out.
1:17.4	Well, welcome back to the show.
1:20.3	Last time you were here, we recapped Freaky Friday together.
1:23.9	And today, in honor of the 4th of July and the 50th anniversary of Watergate, we are here to cover Dick.
1:32.3	So welcome.
1:33.1	I got the biggest dick to cover Dick.
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