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Hello and welcome to this special episode of Disturbed.

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Without further ado, let's get to our first story.

Our first story is narrated by the talented Gregory James from R slash true scary stories.

If they say, I'm not going to hurt you,

you should probably take that as a warning.

A few years ago, my husband and I were getting gas late one night at a bit of a weird gas station.

Two roads intersected at an angle, with the gas station being on the acute angle, if you can picture that.

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