Hey Story Pirates podcast listeners, Lee here.

Today we have a brand new mixtape for you from DJ Squirmalot

to help make your road trips over the river and through the woods more squirm-tastic.

It's full of your favorite Story Pirate songs and maybe some that you've forgotten about.

Get ready, because here it comes right after a few words for the grownups.

Aren't adventurers supposed to have a specific purpose?

What are you doing on this quest? Just meeting strangers?

Yep, my purpose is to have no purpose.

Though, I sort of find purposes I go.

My basket!

It's missing!

I have tried many means of defense, but none have yet proven successful.

I just wish someone would succeed in getting that darn sword.

I am under attack by this ruffian!

I want to be big and strong and fight evil.

I have hope that if you show up at her door, she might listen.

Want to help me yell at them with your sword in a threatening manner?

Side-questing is a fantasy podcast about avoiding the main plot. It follows Ryan, an adventurer,

who's willing to help just about anyone out, as long as they're not being asked to deal with

that scary wizard everyone keeps talking about.

Subscribe today on your favorite podcast app.

What up squirmie-wormies? It's your worm. DJ squirm a lot.

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